The definition of
"perfect pitch" is when
you lob a clarinet in
toilet without hitting
the rim.
How do you make a
chain saw sound like
a baritone sax?
Add Vibrato.
Why are orchestra
intermissions limited
to 20 minutes?
So you don't
have to retrain
the drummers.
Carefully tune your
Instrument before
playing. That way
you can play out of
tune all night with
a clear conscience.
What is the
diffference
between a dead
trombone player
lying in the road,
and a dead squirrel
lying in the road?
The squirrel might
have been on his
way to a gig.
A wrong note played
timidly is a wrong
note. A wrong note
played with authority
is an interpretation.
Whats the definition
of an optimist? An
accordiion player
with a pager.
One string bass player
was so bad even his
section noticed.
A virtuoso is a
musician with real
high morals.
Why is the French
horn a divine
instrument?
Because a man
blows in it,
but only God
knows what comes
out of it.
A harp is
a nude piano.
I know what a
sextet is, but I'd
rather not say.
An opera is
a song of
bigly size.
Music sung by two
people at the
same time is
called a duel.
I can't reach
the brakes on
this piano!
Anyone who can
read all the
instrument notes
at the same
time gets to be
the conductor.
Just about any
animal skin can
be stretched over
a frame to make a
pleasant sound once
the animal is removed.
The most dangerous
part about playing
cymbals is near
the nose.
A little boy runs up
to his mother and shouts,
"Mommy! Mommy! I want
to be a drummer when I
grow up!"
The mother sweetly replies,
"You can't do BOTH."
EverAfter
For Booking Information call 480 820 3830
Brooke:----
Vocals
and
Precussion
Susan
Epperson:----
Vocals
and
Keyboards
John
Epperson:----
Guitars,
Keyboards,
Congas,
Vocals
Glenn
Ackley:----
Bass
Guitar,
and
vocals
Gary
Robertson:----
Drums,
Electronic
Percussion
and
Vocals
Doug
Noble:----
Guitar,
Keys,
Vocals
The band plays for all types of occasions,
They have been performing in the Phoenix metro area
The members have played various musical styles
The band is known for its ability to play any style
If you want the latest sounds as well as classic rock and
Phoenix Press Release (May 1999)
benefits or social groups, for large or small
weddings, or small get togethers. If you have
a special song or instrumental let them know ahead
of time and they will include it in their repertoire.
for over 15 years. Delivering their kind of good time
music to fans as well new audiences.
throughout their adult lives, encompassing all
genres of music and entertainment.
of music needed for any occasion. They've played for
large conventions in large auditorium and small venues
in intimate clubs.
country swing they are the answer to your engagement needs.
To insure the sound you want, call for a consultation.
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For Booking Information call 480 820 3830
As many times as I've performed
I'll never get over how many
times people come up and tell
me how good we sounded. Fans
are the greatest.
