I read this article
that said the
typical symptoms of
stress are eating too
much, having to
much fun, impluse
buying and driving
too fast.
Are they kidding?
That is my idea
of a perfect day.

I'm so sorry, Hon!
How can I make
it up to you?
I swear I thought
your Mom was
going for a gun!

I believe that
not only did Bill
Clinton inhale, he
drank the bongwater
then ate four bacon
double cheese-burgers
and some biggie fries.