A husband is a
man who wishes
he had as much fun
when he goes on
business trips as
his wife thinks he does.
If something goes
without saying...
Let It!
Keiko, the "Free Willy"
whale is being released
into the wild in Iceland.
In other whale-
-launching news,
Roseanne's new talk
show premieres
next week.
Warning: Dates on the
calendar are closer
than they appear.
When I'm feeling down,
I like to whistle. It
makes the neighbor's
dog that barks all
the time run to the
end of his chain
and gag himself.
A penny saved is a
government oversight.
If you can smile
when things go wrong,
you probably have
someone in mind to
blame.
The sole purpose of
a child's middle
name is so he can
tell when he's
really in trouble.
Once over the hill,
you pick up speed.
I love cooking with
wine. Sometimes I
even put it in
the food.
Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff.
If the shoe fits......
buy it in every color!!